I know it's in fashion to have a cutesy name for your employees these days, but "Dutonian" is really stretching it haha.
The Dutonians join the Googlers, Xooglers, Nooglers, Metamates, Amazonians, Mozillians, Stripes, Tweeps, Peeps, Veeps, Elasticians, SoundHounders, Vimeans, Rackers, Krakenites, Latticians and Plaids.
Kinda doesn't really sound right for names like Meta I admit, but metamates is just cringe inducing
Which contains gems like "exceptionally talented, mission driven, innovative and kind Asanas" and "once an Asana, always an Asana" — considering some of the Sanskrit usages are equivalent to "chair" or "seated posture".
"You were good chairs, but you have to go. As they alway say, once a place where you put your ass, always a place where you put your ass."
The real curse of PagerDuty, though, is calling everything "-duty". Parental leave is BabyDuty, the training department is LearningDuty, the LGBTQ ERG is RainbowDuty, you get the idea.
Hat-tip to our veterans ERG for not going with DutyDuty, although I hope it was in the running at least.
(I mean I also kind of love it, but you know, it's a lot.)
But I guess I have to echo what others are saying, it's eye-roll-worthy some of the demonyms these companies come up with. So lame.