They wrote it in 1980 for unix; what exactly would you like them to have used?
> (as far as I can tell) have no intention of rewriting it in Rust
Since it will be less than a paragraph before you start ranting about how "obscure targets that nobody uses won't be able to leech off of the rest of the ecosystem by holding back any chance to let us have a modicum of nice things", I trust you, who would surely never be a "leech", have written an actual replacement or submitted patches to start improving the situation? Or perhaps are funding such efforts?