I don't mind clever features as long as it gives a positive benefit to actually driving the vehicle safely and efficiently.

Here's some example clever features that I like:

- automatic wipers

- automatic headlamps

- cornering lights

- auto-hold

- hill hold

- tyre pressure monitoring

Stupid features I don't like:

- games in the infotainment screen

- smartphone integration for, eg opening the glovebox

- anything involving a subscription, especially for features whose hardware is already in the car