Satire is dead and the last couple decades of reality killed it.
Logic as follows:
A) Truth is stranger than fiction.
- Golden age of streaming begets insatiable thirst for content.
3) An army of writers bangs out every ludicrous plot line imaginable.
◅ Quibi raises $2,000,000,000 to target youngsters with 10-minute quibisoides
• Movies with talking raccoons fighting space gods smash box office records
*) An AI trained on a billion monkeys with typewriters more efficiently hallucinates imagery than humans deemed possible. Prompt generated raccoons sweep oscars.
> SBF commits a 1 line change to FTX that results in 65 jillion dodge boondoggle
Somewhere a hackernews reader cackles manically in the darkness of night as he (or she!) conceives of hooking up Chat GPT to news feeds for soft real time true crime drama content generation for Netflix whilst waving goodbye to the last remnants of what was left of their sanity reading this bullshit instead of going to bed its 3am already what are you doing your brain is fried~~
(ﾟヮﾟ) A16Z invests the GDP of a small country to buy marketshare.
A Quaranteeny views a 10 second Quibi ad on TikTok for SBF: The Musical based on the novel "Git Push by SapphireAI" and gets inspired to drop out of high school and run for president.
President Comanche is sworn into office, January 20, 2029.
Or that Brawndo wouldn't have carried out a character assassination (or a genuine one) to keep sales rising for another quarter.