Sam Bankman-Fried's secret 'backdoor' discovered, FTX lawyer says
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Eventually someone found the "5000off" code, and posted it to Slickdeals.
We had alarms for bookings that lost us money (especially with bundled flights), so it was found relatively quickly, but around 30 people had used it already...
Except SBF was just massive fraud, not a whoopsie doopsie.
for i := 0; i <= 999999; i++ {
code = fmt.Sprintf("%doff", i)
}
"X% off" codes are pretty common.They had a MBP with a butterfly keyboard
$5k off is a huge discount!
Test passes
> "Mr. Wang created this back door by inserting a single number into millions of lines of code [emphasis mine] for the exchange, creating a line of credit from FTX to Alameda, to which customers did not consent," [FTX lawyer Andrew Dietderich] added. "And we know the size of that line of credit. It was $65 billion."
Not uncommon for a startup to hack features into code directly before there's a db column and frontend to support updating values through an admin interface.
I've received a few SMSes over the pandemic that used a float for their caller ID.
Not sure why the German Federal government chose to identify itself as "+4.4786E+11" when welcoming me into the country (actually me switching my UK SIM card to no-longer-Airplane-mode) and telling me to quarantine and test.
The $65B figure probably leads somewhere else and sounds like it would be counting bitcoins which peaked at over $65k per coin.
If there was some other limit that prevented his balance from falling below -$1M BTC, then Alameda “had access to” over $65B in credit (in October 2021)
So basically a clean npm install.
Logic as follows:
A) Truth is stranger than fiction.
- Golden age of streaming begets insatiable thirst for content.
3) An army of writers bangs out every ludicrous plot line imaginable.
◅ Quibi raises $2,000,000,000 to target youngsters with 10-minute quibisoides
• Movies with talking raccoons fighting space gods smash box office records
*) An AI trained on a billion monkeys with typewriters more efficiently hallucinates imagery than humans deemed possible. Prompt generated raccoons sweep oscars.
> SBF commits a 1 line change to FTX that results in 65 jillion dodge boondoggle
Somewhere a hackernews reader cackles manically in the darkness of night as he (or she!) conceives of hooking up Chat GPT to news feeds for soft real time true crime drama content generation for Netflix whilst waving goodbye to the last remnants of what was left of their sanity reading this bullshit instead of going to bed its 3am already what are you doing your brain is fried~~
(゚ヮ゚) A16Z invests the GDP of a small country to buy marketshare.
A Quaranteeny views a 10 second Quibi ad on TikTok for SBF: The Musical based on the novel "Git Push by SapphireAI" and gets inspired to drop out of high school and run for president.
President Comanche is sworn into office, January 20, 2029.
Or that Brawndo wouldn't have carried out a character assassination (or a genuine one) to keep sales rising for another quarter.
Though the real test is if it fails to be explained with plausible deniability.
Spoiler Alert : In this book, a character invents a way to impart any belief into your mind. So if you read "water is poisonous" while in the MRI-type machine, your brain will completely believe that water is poisonous. The intention was for people to believe that they can win against the technologically superior aliens.
But the character made a one character change (+ to -) to modify the machine to make a person believe the opposite. So "humans will 100% win against aliens" became "humans will 100% lose against aliens"
Very interesting idea.
Regardless this is pretty damning smoking gun information if true. "uh-oh, sphaghettio"s becomes a pretty tough legal defense.
If superuser? ->
I guess if a jury is involved you don't need a legal defense, you just need to confuse the jury to the point where they can't agree on the facts. "uh-oh spaghettios" has probably worked at least once, especially if computers are involved.
# process normally
endsee http://www.underhanded-c.org/ for the contest in C, and the one for rust is offline, but can be read here
https://web.archive.org/web/20190511070359/http://blog.commu...
I'm surprised how dumb SBF is throughout this entire situation.
So far that sums up this whole fraud: it's just bare faced stealing, there is no complexity or master plan...
Most crypto scams are better run than this. They get people to buy some crap asset, take a slice of the profits, the asset tanks, and the promoters keep their cut. Axie Infinity and Yuga Labs come to mind.
I don't see how he can pull some miracle to avoid less than 40 years.
OR, if the user is sbf, they always have access regardless of which account it is.
That said this wouldn't really set up a line of credit but it is a way to give one user access to everyone's stuff.
The joke is he was using all the accounts.
But seriously, I would love to know too. It really could be as simple as allowing a certain account "unlimited" credit, as the article suggests. I only have reservations since it seems like a bit of a game of telephone and sometimes journalists go for the sensational vs simple.
If FTX US was liquid, this action has brought down another company...
I’m talking about the brand and the technology, not the assets that need to be distributed to creditors.
The alternative here is if the lawyers found the back door, and decided to keep it secret. That’s not ethical IMO.
> If you go around talking up the value of the FTX’s business and its tokens, you might be able to talk someone into paying a lot of money for them; maybe not now but perhaps in November. If you go around talking down the value of FTX — if you make statements about how poorly it was run and how much fraud it did — then that value will tend to zero, and you won’t be able to sell it.
> At some level Bankman-Fried is surely right that if he had remained CEO of FTX, instead of stepping down and being replaced by Ray, he would have had a better chance — though still quite slim — of selling FTX’s business and tokens for more money, and thus raising more money for FTX’s customers. If you want to sell that business, you have to say that it’s good.
> It’s just that, you know, if FTX was a fraud, he would have been getting that money for customers by doing more fraud? Like if Ray is right that FTX was a fraudulent mess, then he shouldn’t be trying to sell it to investors for a lot of money, since that would itself be fraud.