Me:
C++ programmer and Rust programmer meet in a bar. Please finish the joke.
ChatGPT (1): The C++ programmer says, "I like my code like I like my women: fast and efficient."
The Rust programmer says, "I like my code like I like my men: safe and concurrent."
ChatGPT (2): The C++ programmer asks the Rust programmer, "What's the difference between null and option?" The Rust programmer replies, "One is a way to avoid segfaults, and the other is a way to avoid being a C++ programmer."