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"Pizza is just an open-faced sandwich"

Not even that, once you fold the slice in half.

If it looks like a pie just call it a pie instead of pizza

PB&J Pizza?

Joking because I know people get upset about pineapple on pizza. But I legitimately LOVE pineapple on pizza.

hahaha! sure. to each their own.

Yeah pineapple has no place anywhere near a pizza.