This is a very helpful site - just like I include a goto in every script or application I write to mess with the “goto considered harmful” people, now I have a list of trigger words I can use in variables and comments to mess with the college kiddies.

BTW “Balls to the wall” has nothing to do with anatomy, it’s a reference to a WWII fighter plane which had ball shaped handles on the throttle levers, when preparing to take off you would push the levers all the way forward until they almost touched the instrument panel - a mnemonic device, not something you ask for on the third date - looking at you Stanford, very disappointed your mind went there. tisk tisk.