The version I've seen specifies that the printer is from 2004:
> Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future!
> Programmers / Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.
> Security technicians: takes a deep swig of whiskey I wish I had been born in the neolithic.
No idea where the original version came from, but here's one from ~1.5 years prior to @PPathole's tweet:
https://notcaycepollard.tumblr.com/post/167952829352/tech-en...