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I misread NIH as NIF for a second there and was very confused as to why chimps were researching nuclear fusion.

And then you're just one more letter glitch away from reading it as NFTs. Which would be marvelous, because then bored apes would be researching Bored Apes.

Chimps have immense strength, they could be used to compress hydrogen until it fuses.

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