We could have pretty decent $8 Linux machines, with USB, screen, touch, audio, MBs or even GBs RAM, if there would be some standard way to sideload fresh GNU/Linux onto billions of retired Android devices.
Basically you get most of the useful functionality from installing Linux, without needing root.
It runs blender and gcc pretty well!
But yeah, we need to recycle these phones by making them home servers, etc.