We aren't misinterpreting your analogy. We're saying it's a terrible analogy.

I'll dumb it down. We're saying that you can be be a free speech absolutist and still not allow others to put GPS on your car for the purpose of tracking you. We're saying that you can't be a free speech absolutist while using your power to censor public information because it reflects negatively on you.

I'd seriously consider a better news and media diet... There was never any "Ukrainian soldier kill list" and the mere prospect of Elon being on such a list should have really raised your BS-meter.

Privacy and public information are two ways of looking at the same concept.