Every time. And as usual, only unnamed sources.
Other great hits include:
- Every citizen must use the same haircut as Kim Jong-un
- NK government announced that they found a "unicorn"
- NK official was executed for bad posture
- Kim Jong-un's uncle was eaten alive by starving dogs
- Kim Jong-un labels DOG MEAT a 'superfood'
- North Korea tells parents to give kids patriotic name like 'bomb', 'gun' and 'satellite'
- North Korea bans sarcasm because Kim Jong-un fears people only agree with him ‘ironically’
It's not like North Korea is paradise. It's certainly not. It's another poor third world nation, not unlike many of the ones currently on the western side of things where the same sort of life happens. But, of course, you won't hear a word of (unless it's Cuba, Venezuela or Nicaragua, that is).