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Ah, sorry, I have edited my original comment. TL;DR it's a very little server sitting right behind me, and gets easily stressed.

For remedial points, claim it's on a raspberry pi. Slowness due to React but you're re-writing it in Rust.

Then everyone would think I'm just a ChatGPT bot trained on HN ;) /s

Great! When can you start?