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Your grammatically correct use of the word "woke" as a non-insult makes my day bright and gay!

I woke up today, and why you should, too.

Remember to be thankful!

10 ways how waking up today prepares you for tomorrow!

Congratulations! You have reached level 2 of Path to Enlightenment!

Slacker! I woke up and ate breakfast.

Yes, but did you do that BEFORE noon?

I’m glad you did.