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Plenty of things that are “all natural” will kill you in the blink of an eye

Like arsenic

Or cyanide, cobra venom, polonium, or lead.

Also lions.

I always give my dishes a quick rinse to wash off any excess lions.

"Wash off any excess lions" without even mentioning to check for alkali metals first.

You're going to kill some poor soul trying to clean all the baked-in francium and lions off their crockery.

Shame on you.

I'll try to do better.

You missed the tigers and bears.