Bill Clinton couldn't keep a blowjob secret while being a sitting president. I doubt this is any easier to hide.
Edit: I'm not trying to be a lightening rod for jerks who are looking for a tin foil hat to dunk on. I'm just trying to add context.
It's a perfect example of the "three can keep a secret if two of them are dead" quote frequently attributed to Benjamin Franklin. A two-person conspiracy and it leaked almost immediately.
I almost cited the "two can keep a secret if one is dead" proverb.