I wonder what the post-postmodern take on this would look like.
An actual chicken would write it
Pkark?
"How I went from being a chicken to selling my own company (YC 2023) in 6 months."
I'm going to suggest that polyglot literate programming would be the most metamodern (another term for post-postmodern) take, with humor and self criticizing progress journaling thrown in.