I mean really, what does it mean to you, or to Windows, that I have "full" access to the Internet?
For me personally, I only visit a few walled gardens, so as long as I had my Google, my Wikipedia, and my work-related sites, I wouldn't miss 99.99% of the Internet anyway.
But what if your ISP blocks a whole bunch of ports? What if Adware has taken over 33% of your DNS space? What if you're behind a Great Firewall of <Dictatorship>? What if there's some sort of Balkanization or segmentation of your side of the 'net and you can't reach a lot of stuff? What if Cloudflare's down again?
It still wouldn’t find http filtering, but it would work better than I initially gave it credit. (I still doubt it would give a contextually correct answer for an airplane wifi connection [where DNS May very well work but few other services do if not paid].)
However that doesn't tell you about the presence of a portal or if HTTP traffic is actually possible.
Mayeb that's the problem?