The great thing about Bitcoin is that it’s whatever the holder wants it to be, and nothing they don’t want it to be, while at the same time being the opposite of that to someone else, depending on what argument their trying to make and whether or not they’ve personally lost money.

Anytime someone speaks crypto to me now I feel like Adam Sandler floating past Clint Howard’s window in Little Nicky: I don’t want to be part of this, they don’t want me to be part of this, and all I can do is wish them luck while they tell me they don’t need it.