1. Because everyone touts "avoiding government regulations" - what most of us call "crime" - as one of crypto's primary reasons.

2. Because there are so many scams in the field.

3. Because crypto people have this unattractive combination of acting superior to others while literally never having read about or even thought deeply about economics.

4. Because after 13 years, not one Web3 project has emerged that has any value outside cryptocurrencies.

5. Because blockchains are wildly consumptive of the world's resources, right when we see the devastation of our biosphere roaring down on us.