goodweeds, has the best advice in this comment thread as far as I'm concerned.
Instead of spending countless hours blasting resumes out, why not do it the smart way, and make a personal connection with the person hiring the job.
No one responded to your form resume, so what. The system for hiring via web forms and resumes is broken, so what.
Bootleg the system and speak to the right people, and none of that will be a problem.