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Of course, of course. This is why supermarkets are so well known for blaring intense, high-octane dubstep at thumping volumes.

My tinny laptop speakers will protect me!

So people start dancing stead of buying?

Here's a preview of how that would work: https://youtu.be/JEq10L7u3SM?t=122 (warning, loud)

If mouse over "buy now" play sub bass

&& if speakers are of sufficient size