You (and everyone else who feels this way) need to take a look at the startup scripts for your favorite Linux distro.
That's one of my "favourite" examples of using scripting where it's not needed. Have a look at what's actually keeping critical systems working -> inittab, supervisord, etc. Lately upstart also migrated from scripts to something more declarative.
Edit: forgot the bit where everyone "parses" the output of commands like `ifconfig` and pretends they will never change, or will never fail, or will return the information in the same format. How many scripts relied on grepping ifconfig output for "inet" before "inet6" broke the startup?
Since it's tracking on HN, I'll also point this out: http://www.leancrew.com/all-this/2011/12/more-shell-less-egg...