You can come back if you like, but no more special treatment and no exceptions for you anymore.
And you would probably need to give up the pound as well.
And change your driving direction from left to right.
And you would probably need to give up the pound as well.
And change your driving direction from left to right.
and as a result: it will never, ever happen
Apart from pints in the pub, and road distances. Everything else is metric.