Well, except for the important detail that KYC requirements don't preclude the need for warrants...
> They (loudly, incessantly) proclaim to their friends the benefits of a new money paradigm while deriving all sustenance through the umbilical cord of OldFi.
Yeah, it's almost like crypto can't possibly be a fully self-contained ecosystem, and thus it must by necessity have integration points with the rest of the world. Who could have ever predicted that...