Thank God they differentiate between "A fire near the railway involving gas cylinders" and "A fire near the railway suspected to involve gas cylinders" how else would I be able to sleep at night.
First one I got was "overcrowding because of a rugby match", they also have overcrowding because of a marathon, a football match, a sporting event, a concert and just general overcrowding and overcrowding because there's not enough cars as usual.
This sort of things is even 'funnier' when you realise that there must have been a whole discussion on this specific issue in one or several meetings.
I wonder how much of the message is for train and station staff, like Inspector Sands, as much as for passengers.