That crashed my browser HARD. Needed a full reboot. Thanks for that!
That your powerful GPU was putting in some effort while my poky GPU [edit: and my 2018 low-end Android phone, admittedly at ~4FPS] are still able to render the scene at all indicates to me that they put in some impressive effort to make the graphics scale for different configurations!
It's like a bad API. The docs say to send, but there's no mechanism to receive. It's not the fault of the user.