Maybe negative probabilities do make sense?
1 = the event is certain to happen (state moves from A->B)
0 = the event is certain not to happen (state does not change)
-1 = the event is certain to unhappen (state moves from B->A)
If this is the case, to say something is "quantum" is another way of saying the thing has time symmetry and arrow of time can move in either direction.
This gels with experience. Microscopic processes are time symmetric, hence quantum. In the macroscopic domain (where there are lots of independent particles involved?), the reversal of state is less likely to happen, the arrow of time becomes apparent and so the quantum becomes less apparent (aka decoherence is occurring).
Is there any sense in this interpretation?