I mine at 58 years old (this year). I'm not sure I'm mature enough for it. It's a clunky, yet seductive slab of glass, what with that persistent lure of connectivity to the world, and access to the sum of all human knowledge.

More horsepower than the Cray, without the cooling, raised floor, maintenance or power bills, and yet the NSA doesn't object to me owning one myself... could it be the tracking it affords them?

It came configured to connect almost effortlessly to a cluster of malevolent artificial intelligences that, when combined, put HAL or SkyNet to shame... the FAANG "engagement" Algorithms.

Upon receiving this piece of sexy science fiction, I removed the lures to said "social media", disabled almost all notifications, and got used to it. I get notified almost inaudibly when I get a text, and a ring with a phone call.

I do like the flashlight mode (which sounded silly, but works out quite well) and the camera is better than my Casio QV-10, but not as good as my Nikon D5100, except that its always with me, which makes it the best camera.