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Needs more Levenshtein distance from MAGA.

I think you need to stop watching CNN if magma is turning into MAGA lol

*WHOOSH*

Here, let me google that for you:

You must be fun at parties, since you take information theory jokes so personally.

I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you probably wouldn't get it.

So here's a TCP joke:

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.

OK, I'll hear a TCP joke.

Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.

OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and will end with a punchline.

I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?