Find clean plate and utensils. If there are no clean plates and utensils, then wash some. Then eat putting the food on the plate, using the utensils. Then wash your dish and utensils when you are done.
Most developers:
Eat a little bit of food using any object from the kitchen as utensils, then discard all the rest by throwing it on the floor, because your task was only eating that one bit of food. Bugs and rats will infest the kitchen and eat the leftovers.
Then the organized developer will be put in a performance improvement plan, because fuck logic. There's no time to be clean because our performance is being measured on how much food we eat.
Company interviews will be about eating a 10 food course using a Victorian cutlery set with 120 utensils. On the first day, the developer will ask where are the forks, the team will reply "we know that forks are the proper utensils for this, but our policy is to eat all food using spoons".