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I think the real meaning in hidden in plain sight. The US is finally going to invade Canada once and for all.

I thought it did and failed miserably.

As a Canadian I’d rather not find out what happens if they try again… We don’t have much going for us at the moment.

I just love the idea of a bunch of wound up low IQ US-first nationalist grunts going up to Canada, actually being welcomed with courtesy somewhat, occasionally finding common ground in sports and outdoors activities, and eventually the grunts either settle and stay or turn around and go home because why mess up those nice folks lives?

Either that or whatever latent racial issues might be in Canada would touch off and turn the place into nothing like we’ve seen up there before.

It'd fall apart over Canadian football having three downs. There's no way the US could compromise with that.

The metric system is our best line of defense. Also in the east, french on highway signs. This gets American invaders very confused, most just turn back.

You’ll get most Americans with French fries in gravy. The French word sounds vaguely socialist and not very delicious.

Let them come, we can indoctrinate them with free healthcare and social welfare ideals.. one by one they will join our ranks!

Twice at least: in Canadian Bacon and the South Park Movie.

eh

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