Fortunately, Linux has desktop alternatives that are better than Gnome. In fact, you'd be hard pressed to find an alternative that isn't better than Gnome.
By whom… exactly?
/s just in case…
The observed practices outlined in the Helloween Documents were a "crazy conspiracy theory" first as well. Until it turned out to be a very real conspiracy.
You do realize this is one of the most lauded OS X features ever?
It makes it so that whatever program your are using, you never have to dig in 4 places to figure out where the Settings or Print menu is.