"gets panicky"
"agile or scrum or whatever"
"most explanations ... are crap"
"informs how much shit we can expect to fit in a bag"
"the floor is lava"
"chattier than others, ... communication is essential"
"punt on coherence and just ride dirty"
"put their eggs in a single basket"
"blistering number of new products"
"super weird hobbies"
Scanning the essay, most of it is pretty tame. There are a few uncommon words in an essay long enough for statistically some of it to be uncommon. What exactly is the objection?