Jesus Christ author, this isn’t the GRE. Use simpler fucking English.
"agile or scrum or whatever"
"most explanations ... are crap"
"informs how much shit we can expect to fit in a bag"
"the floor is lava"
"chattier than others, ... communication is essential"
"punt on coherence and just ride dirty"
"put their eggs in a single basket"
"blistering number of new products"
"super weird hobbies"
Scanning the essay, most of it is pretty tame. There are a few uncommon words in an essay long enough for statistically some of it to be uncommon. What exactly is the objection?
I could almost imagine the intolerable sniffles of Slavoj Zizek as I tried to read.
On an unrelated note I see that inflation is hitting $5 words particularly hard :)