> why are these poor kids forced to learn something they will never use in the future of their lives?

Exactly. I withhold cycling, they'll use a car later; I withhold bow and arrow or .22, because they can just get a real rifle later; I withhold picture books, because all real books have only text; I withhold flag football, because it's real only with concussion; if my 3yr old cannot hold the axe to split wood, fuck him, certainly I won't get him anything he can handle already; a toy grocery shop? where's the fun when milk can't spill or spoil? Playset 'Doctor'? Real surgical grade anesthesia and scalpel is where it's at. Play with a plush tiger? Not on my watch he's not.