i'm sorry to burst your strong held convictions but you can choose any of the following
a) use any key-bindings you like including emacs, vim, cua, or combination of
b) use org-mode without any knowledge of more advanced emacs commands (except basic knowledge of using an editor)
c) drink some milk (gotta have strong bones) and learn how to use the emacs system including emacs lisp and have one of the most advanced computing environments in existence at your service
sorry, but that is just the reality