I understand your rationale, and it's a great tool you've built. But I don't see how you can say that your text 'objectifies content'. You seem to be confusing readability and legibility. Lorem Ipsum is unreadable in so much as it has no meaning. However it's perfectly good at communicating legibility. Adding abstract and unrelated meaning to dummy text does not objectify the content or add any value. IMO it does the opposite as it adds an unnecessary distraction and creates an association with what is probably an unrelated subject.