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I clicked present without adding anything, my design uses a telepathic interface, you simply think about it. If you see something, the image is transferred to the memory and uploaded to the cloud by simply desiring that occur. No microphone or earphones are needed, no Bluetooth. I call it the tiPhone it will be out in 2031, place your pre-orders now.

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Why do you even need the brick?

My design directly link your neurons to the cloud. Upload 3D vision, done. Connect to google maps, done. Call your mom, having a conversation without speaking aloud, done.

iBrain. Think different.

Directly download to your brain, from a brain near you. Soon.

Please don’t watch your baby in its bath, everything you see is matched against a database (rest assured for your privacy, everything is done locally in your brain - except if we need to human check - so you may experience slower thinking at times)

Hehe, you one upped me for sure :)

We are joking around of course, but sometimes interesting innovation comes from weird ponderings.

I have an experimental cloud phone that has no CPU and uses an FPGA to directly transfer data from a VM in the cloud to the screen. It works, even on 4G but better on 5G. Also, I have been experimenting with transparent OLED.

My dream would be a device completely cloud based, and hence, unlimited processing and storage. The back of the transparent display would be optical sensors and it would use computational imaging in the cloud, no lenses needed. The audio who knows, MEMS I suppose.

I think the technology exists; would anyone want such a thing? Who knows, we have seen things like that in sci-fi movies of course.

So a dumb terminal hanging off someone elses mainframe?

yeah, someone else's power bill, cooling, floor space, capital expense.

Meh.

With iMaL Apple knows what you'll be thinking before your neurons do.

An extra brain but without the squishy mess. And with thousands of videos of brightly coloured middle class people smiling to jaunty music.

Forever.

Are you ready to think different, like billions of other users?

Only $99.99 a month. (But you already knew that.)

Oh, but if I share all my inner most thoughts and feelings, you say they will pay me $99.99 per month for sharing that information? Oh, I have that backwards, don't I? Eshh, now I suddenly see the light! Thank you! Wink.

The comic Paper Girls by Bryan K Vaughn beat you by this much. The device is on the last page of: https://imagecomics.com/read/paper-girls

Ooh, intrigued, my interest in graphic literature awakened. TY.

I know hn frowns on this type of comment but you really should have called he the psiPhone.

no, frown, me dumb. ELI5 it for me :)

Not pounds per square inch, 'psi' as in ESP/psychic

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