Nah. You are free to call me whatever you want, zionic.

;)

> First, I purchased a new, highly-reviewed, wifi adapter on Amazon. It didn’t resolve the issue. It did, however, come with an offer for a free 64GB flash drive in exchange for a good reviews. (That was a pretty terrible purchase overall)

I read this as clearly making the connection; that of course the product was highly reviewed from people who wanted a free SD card even though the product was garbage. I don't see a reason to assume OP was oblivious, it's just a slightly humorous paragraph.