>Windows meets them all the way. Not having to deal with LSB, Glibc, different distros, etc.
Windows doesn't do shit besides stand there.
>Why does every pro-Linux statement devolve into an anti-Windows statement the moment it meets resistance.
I'm not sure what you mean by this. Imagine I build a robot that does your job faster than you, better than you, more reliably than you, and I distribute it for free. One small issue though: it only speaks French. Are you really going to suggest that in a sane market, you would stand a chance against this robot?
You have to conclude that a market in which windows defeats linux is irrational. If windows did not wield its' reverse compatibility and did not have anti-competitive dealings with manufacturers, it would just be another corpse in the pile of defeated unixes (solaris, etc.).
Microsoft has a unique market position due to its business relationships. That's no attribute of the windows operating system, and it is an advantage that can slowly erode over time. My problem is that you're asserting that there's some characteristic of the windows operating system that is superior. Reverse-compatibility is a anti-feature, It's just not obvious in the short-term.