Also, boiling things down to ELI5 means you have to trust the scientists. It’s not like Newtonian physics where you throw a ball and a feather and they fall at the same time in vacuum.
In fact it might even be worse because they should know better.
This style of "debating" on the internet where people just repeat what they imagine the "other side" think but with implied sarcasm is incredibly unhelpful. It does nothing to further the conversation and exists only for everyone to set out their stall on their position.