I'm not quietly quitting. I quietly quit in middle school. All I ever wanted was to hide in my room, smoke cannabis, and listen to heavy metal while reading 70s New Wave sf. Unfortunately, those turned out to be rather expensive tastes, and I didn't have the sense to be born into money.

I'm not interested in killing myself to live. I show up, put in a solid day's work, and get paid. I'm not going above and beyond, I'm not gunning for a promotion, and I sure as shit ain't working overtime unless I get time and a half.