The easiest to trigger would be:
>(C) a connected organization (as such term is defined in section 301(7) of such Act);
which references:
>(7) The term "connected organization" means any organization which is not a political committee but which directly or indirectly establishes, administers or financially supports a political committee.
So with $1 donated to some PAC, you organization is now legally a political campaign.
The text of the law has a definition, but it looks like it ks basically a legal, FEC regulated candidate or state or national party campaign committee.
> I assume worst case I can always have someone run for some office on the platform of "make sure everyone can continue to access effective ED treatment on edpharmacy24.com" and campaign for them?
I suspect if you are edpharmacy24.com, doing that would be an effective way to game this bill, while likely running into enough problems with a bunch of existing campaign finance rules, without the kind of shroud of plausible deniability people even skirting those rules prefer to maintain.