i was hoping for cameras with silly numbers i.e. very very long focal lengths (x000mm) or incredibly small apertures (f/9001)
https://www.dpreview.com/reviews/nikon-coolpix-p1000
For silly apertures, you want the Pinhole Pro Max.
https://www.pcmag.com/news/hands-on-thingyfys-pinhole-pro-ma...
https://www.telescope.com/Astrophotography/Astrophotography-...
Telescopes do tend to prefer specifying girth rather than length, though.
I see what you did here.