* clearance sale $myTown

* closing sale $myTown

* going out of business sale $myTown

* everything must go $myTown

* loft apartment wood beams $neighbourhoodWhereIWantToLive

* $myGrandmasName $warThatMyGrandmaFoughtIn

The last one is because my grandma's service was significant enough that sometimes articles and blog posts are made about her, but a lot of the information gets fabricated or twisted in order to create a narrative of a sexy femme fatale. When this happens, I like to show up and correct it.