I have had it with these mother----ing snakes on this mother----ing plane!
Samuel L Jackson swore so much he crossed the line from emotion to a parody of himself doing it. Also, he got to read "Go the ---- to Sleep".
You're debasing the most expensive currency in your wallet. Every word is costly, that's why Strunk and White tell you to get rid of them.
I swear once per quarter or so at work. I reserve it for the worst decisions, organizational maneuvers, designs, and code. And when I do, people notice.
If you use these words regularly you've got to find some way to really swear again, when it's called for. You could raise your voice or start mixing in some inappropriate animals.