I am not, but unless the religion is corporatism, I am a fairly unremarkable sinner. Doing a poor job in adtech doesn't seem like a burn in hell offense.
If you really work in adtech, then keep up the good work (that’s a sentence I never thought I would type) :)
EDIT:(Yeah, I know it would be an obvious thing to throw out to try to turn the tide of the comments on HN :P)