Hacker News Reader

Dear former Cookie Eater,

You simply needed to fill out the 12 page cookie preference form in the foyer and I would have made the cookies to your specification. I apologise for the misunderstanding, we do things differently back home in Europe.

- Yours lovingly, El Monstruo de las Galletas.

View on HN

I thought they’re called biscuits over there?

You have to store the biscuits separate from your crisps, in an on-premise flat; otherwise, the GDPR bobbies will be right on your full-stack bollocks in a lorry right soon. Good on ya!

Biscuits are a specific kind of dry cookie with little flavor (and potentially a bunch of sugar on top)

Woah there. You've clearly never tried a chocolate digestive.

nice!

Edit: I realize most folks won't get that, so https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice_biscuit

Reply on news.ycombinator.com